KId 2: Daddy, I hate you daddy!
Daddy: WHY????
Kid 2: Becoj you made me shower, you told me to brush my teeth and you made me eat breakfajst.
Daddy: *laughs*
Kid 2: Don't laugh at me daddy. I'm gonna hate you more!!!
Kid 1: I love you daddy! 
Kid 2: NOOO, I love him more, I love him more than mommy.