I hate you daddy!
KId 2: Daddy, I hate you daddy!
Daddy: WHY????
Kid 2: Becoj you made me shower, you told me to brush my teeth and you made me eat breakfajst.
Daddy: *laughs*
Kid 2: Don't laugh at me daddy. I'm gonna hate you more!!!
Kid 1: I love you daddy!
Kid 2: NOOO, I love him more, I love him more than mommy.
boobs on the floor!
Kid 1: Kid 2 why did you drop mommy's boobs on the floor???
Mom: *scared* HUH???
Kid 1: Mommy! He picked up your boobs. And he dropped them on the floor!!
Mom: *very, very, scared* Oh?
Kid 1: You know your boobs that covers your those.
Mom: You mean my bra?
Kid 1: Noooo your BOOBS!!!! that covers your THOSE!!!!!!